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Ok, so Monday. During the day we did heaps of shopping. Singapore is known for its good food and awesome shopping. So SHOP I must. “Dave, I HAVE to shop, otherwise, I wouldn’t be truely experiencing UNIQUELY Singapore!” *wink*
I”ll post up my shopping loot in another post because as you have read the Title of this post, its all about the PAAARRTAAAY. Monday night is a sleepy night for Australia, but Singapore being such a hub for tourism, EVERY night is a party night, and THAT night was no disappointment. Actually, I didn’t really meet any real locals other than the bartenders Rain and Diet and ofcoarse the club Bouncer!

CLUB TIP 1: Be nice to the bouncer because first, you want to get in without any troubles, and make sure your friends are also taken care of AND also at the end of the night, INCASE you are off your face, they may not eject you but instead they may help take care of you, like get you free bottles of water i.e if your friends all ditch you. (THANK YOU HowyD for getting me water!)

My up-side down pic from the hotel lobby at the START of the night.

And the night kicked off again at Clinic. Ok, I’ll be honest. The night started IN the hotel room… by about 4 shots and a beer. *wink*
CLUB TIP 2: If you’re a tight ass like us and you are traveling by cab to your club destination, why start the night only when you arrive. Make sure however that the first drink you order at the club is WATER… You’ll last longer. THIS I learned the hard way… from this night.

Somehow, after Clinic, I stumbled into this bar/club. There was a stage and someone performing, and at the time this photo was taken… I wasn’t quite listening, other than some bird in my ear saying “HEY, you should dance on stage!” This in fact was naughty naughty ChocolateSuZe taking advantage of my alcovulnerability. Luckily it only sounded 80% tempting. Otherwise I may have acted on that prompt… and then… GAME OVER.
So the night went on from there. I paid for one round of drinks, and then the rest… um I’m not too sure (I’m absolutely terrified to receive the credit card bill)
CLUB TIP 3: NEVER bring your credit card. At most, withdraw money that is within your limit, and if you’ve spent it, that’s it… then atleast you know how much you’ve spent … or lost…
CLUB TIP 4: GET TO KNOW YOUR BAR TENDERS! Make it out as though you’re best of buddies and that you guys go WAYYY back. If you have cleavage. GOod for you, but for those like me… um.. use your… charm?? hahaha… I dunno. For me, i just smile lots and the first round you buy, make sure you buy the bartender a drink too, and whisper to them… “I’m really sorry if I get annoying, but can you make a promise??” IF they say, “Uh… ok… yeh sure… what?” Then you flash them a smile… and say ” You have to promise that you’ll take care of me and my friends tonight k?”. THEN make them pinky promise. (Pinky Promises are NEVER broken).Then you should be set for the night. *wink* WINK to them alot, to remind them of your little secret, and well, if your face fails pucker your lips, place your finger over your lips and go “sssshhhhhh”.

Don’t be sluuty about it though. NOT GOOD. Be happy fun, and bubbly about it. They’ll understand it, without expecting any sexual favours after. MUAHAHAHA… Helen… you AAALLLMOOST disappeared from this pic! But no. I GOT ya! Much love.
Those guys up the back are from Ireland. (I think) I think they were like the Hamish and Andy of Ireland. Or something.
CLUB TIP 5: Don’t make any SERIOUS talk. Otherwise you may just disclose info that you didn’t intend to. Stick to lalalalala shallow crap. Its safer. FOR me… I just talk. I have nothing to hide, so no topic to me is off limits whether I am drunk or not. I’m open to whatever and if you have to ask me anything, my answer would be the same drunk or sober. What you see is what you get eh??

CLUB TIP 6: Make friends with EVERYONE. WHY be selective? Party with more the merrier. ALSO if you bump into people acidentally, be honestly sorry. Actually, be slightly OVERLY sorry. People can get numb at clubs and some take a BUMP as a threat, so if you knock em about clasp your hands together, raise the eyebrows, bow your head and apologise profusely…. then scoot. Next time, then maybe you can use it as an excuse to ‘talk’ to them. Like…” OMG, i’m so sorry for bumping into you before… I hope you’re ok. You having fun??” AND BE SINCERE about it. Actually, be sincere to everyone. Sincerity has a tendency to open up for being approachable, and well, that way, you can meet and make more friends.

URGH!
CLUB TIP 7: Be warned that if you mix and take pics of good looking people, you’ll be bad. hahaha… I must have been so bad that this poor girl had to help me hold up my arm to take this pic! hehehe… Thank you sexy lady!

CLUB TIP8??: ZOMG, how good looking are these fellas?? Wear a wedding ring so that people don’t misread your intentions. Some people find that there’s a fine line between flirting and being friendly. Either that of just blame the alcohol. Sorry… can’t help you there. I was once told by one of the rappers from a Melbourne hip hop group (can’t remember their name) that I have friendly eyes… so THANK GOD for my friendly eyes, otherwise I think everyone would think that I’ve been coming on to them. Dudes, I’m just here to PPAARRTAY and have a good time, not here for a shag. That’s what my hubby is here for eh??
OK NEXT – Lastly…

CLUB TIP 9?: Make sure you partay with good friends around you. Because at the end of the day when you’re puking its the company you’re with is what counts. ALSO it is always handy to take pics so that if you forgot what you did you can remember thw night archive it in your memories.
Stay tuned for some Famous Blogger facts from Mr.Gadget, SKM, Michael, Suze, Helen, Howdy, Violet and more!
Love love!